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Re: FW: National Condom Week Slogans
Please do not get a technological mailing list caught up in this stuff. As a
Christian teenager(almost 14), I do not find this stuff very funny. I joined
this mailing list to see what was going on with pi3web, because it sounds like
a really cool program. (Speaking of Pi3Web, if anyone can help me, I've tried
to install it about a dozen times, redownloading it each time, and every time
as soon as it is done unzipping the files and it runs the installation
program, I see a dialog for a fraction of a second, then the contents of the
menu disappear and it is just solid gray. I've tried dragging the window to
uncover the dialog, but that does not work. I'm running Win95 on a 486/50
Packard Bell. Anyone that can help, I would really appreciate it. I've been
tying off and on for over two or three months to get this to work for me, and
Linux is just to large to download and I don't want to have to buy it. Also,
I thought you guys might like to know that Pi3Web was listed in Windows
Magazine June issue as one of the top 100 shareware. Congratulations, Mr.
John Roy!) But, please keep this stuff like these forwarded messages off this
list and let's discuss what it was set up about, Pi3Web.
Adam Fast
Maurits Bloos wrote:
> -----Original Message-----
> Subject: National Condom Week Slogans
>
> Date: Wed, 14 May 1998 00:53:04 +0200
>
> LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS
> PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
> 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
> 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
> 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
> 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
> 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
> 6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
> 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT
> 8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YOUR MONKEY
> 9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMISE
> 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU COVER YOUR PETER
> 11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
> 12. IF YOU GO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
> 13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
> 14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSERMOUSE
> 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
> 16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNCOVERED PECKER
> 17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANISE YOUR TOOL
> 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
> 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
> 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
> 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE
>
> YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX WITHIN FOUR DAYS OF RECEIVING THIS LETTER,
> PROVIDED YOU SEND IT ON.
> since the copy must tour the world, u must make ten copies and send
> them to others. this is no joke. send no money. send copies to
> people who need to get laid within 96 hours. You have been selected to
> receive this letter because the person who sent this to you either
> thinks you need good luck or they want to send the curse of this
> letter onto you. IF YOU SEND THIS TO
> * 0 people, your life will be a living hell
> * 1-3 people, your next relationship will be fun but won't last long
> * 4-6 people, someone will get a crush on you
> * 7-10 people, you will get a date for friday night
> * 11-14 people, you will get a date for the next school dance
> * 15-18 people, your crush will ask for your number
> * 19-24 people, you will meet the person of your dreams
> * 25-29 people, your crush will ask you out
> * 30-34 people, your next relationship will last long and be good
> * 35-37 people, your will long enough and have a good life and get lots of
> sex
>
> You must send this in one day after reading it. If you don't send it to
> anyone your life will be a living hell. The more people you send this
> letter to
> the more luck you will have.
>
> --
> With Regards,
>
> M+ Marketing Informatics
> Maurits Bloos
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