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FW: National Condom Week Slogans
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Subject: National Condom Week Slogans
Date: Wed, 14 May 1998 00:53:04 +0200
LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS
PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT
8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMISE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU COVER YOUR PETER
11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF YOU GO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSERMOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNCOVERED PECKER
17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANISE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE
YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX WITHIN FOUR DAYS OF RECEIVING THIS LETTER,
PROVIDED YOU SEND IT ON.
since the copy must tour the world, u must make ten copies and send
them to others. this is no joke. send no money. send copies to
people who need to get laid within 96 hours. You have been selected to
receive this letter because the person who sent this to you either
thinks you need good luck or they want to send the curse of this
letter onto you. IF YOU SEND THIS TO
* 0 people, your life will be a living hell
* 1-3 people, your next relationship will be fun but won't last long
* 4-6 people, someone will get a crush on you
* 7-10 people, you will get a date for friday night
* 11-14 people, you will get a date for the next school dance
* 15-18 people, your crush will ask for your number
* 19-24 people, you will meet the person of your dreams
* 25-29 people, your crush will ask you out
* 30-34 people, your next relationship will last long and be good
* 35-37 people, your will long enough and have a good life and get lots of
sex
You must send this in one day after reading it. If you don't send it to
anyone your life will be a living hell. The more people you send this
letter to
the more luck you will have.
--
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-----Oorspronkelijk bericht-----
Van: Kusters, Dave <dave.kusters@eds.com>
Aan: 'Gulik van, Jim' <jim@pimpernel.com>; 'Jans, Robin'
<robin@vormgeving.net>; 'Kerrigan, david j' <dave.kerrigan@mailexcite.com>;
'Kraaijeveld, Marco' <marco@pimpernel.com>; 'Munckhof van de, Jan'
<munco@plex.nl>; 'Postema, Andre' <169880ap@student.eur.nl>; Matthew, Olivia
<olivia.matthew@exgb01.exch.eds.com>; Dirk, Stefan
<stefan.dirk@exgb01.exch.eds.com>; 'Boonstoppel, Anne-Marie'
<972407@ichthus-rdam.nl>; 'Almtun, Magnus' <magnus.almtun@pacesetter.se>
Datum: woensdag 13 mei 1998 12:55
Onderwerp: FW: (Fwd) National Condom Week Slogans
>>Subject: National Condom Week Slogans
>>Date: Wed, 13 May 1998 00:53:04 +0200
>>
>>LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS
>>PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
>>1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
>>2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
>>3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
>>4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
>>5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
>>6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
>>7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT
>>8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YOUR MONKEY
>>9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMISE
>>10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU COVER YOUR PETER
>>11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
>>12. IF YOU GO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
>>13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
>>14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSERMOUSE
>>15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
>>16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNCOVERED PECKER
>>17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANISE YOUR TOOL
>>18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
>>19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
>>20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
>>21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE
>>
>>YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX WITHIN FOUR DAYS OF RECEIVING THIS LETTER,
>>PROVIDED YOU SEND IT ON.
>>since the copy must tour the world, u must make ten copies and send
>>them to others. this is no joke. send no money. send copies to
>>people who need to get laid within 96 hours. You have been selected to
>>receive this letter because the person who sent this to you either
>>thinks you need good luck or they want to send the curse of this
>>letter onto you. IF YOU SEND THIS TO
>>* 0 people, your life will be a living hell
>>* 1-3 people, your next relationship will be fun but won't last long
>>* 4-6 people, someone will get a crush on you
>>* 7-10 people, you will get a date for friday night
>>* 11-14 people, you will get a date for the next school dance
>>* 15-18 people, your crush will ask for your number
>>* 19-24 people, you will meet the person of your dreams
>>* 25-29 people, your crush will ask you out
>>* 30-34 people, your next relationship will last long and be good
>>* 35-37 people, your will long enough and have a good life and get lots of
>>sex
>>
>>You must send this in one day after reading it. If you don't send it to
>>anyone your life will be a living hell. The more people you send this
letter
>>to the more luck you will have.
>>
>>
>>
>>